STL to Bentonville

MAKING FRIENDS IS LIKE DATING. 

I had to sign up for training in my new town-to-be, and I was greeted by the most charming babe of the day on the phone. She was overly polite and used the word delicious to describe the weather. It took every bone in my body to not say “When I move, ARE YOU by any chance FREE TO BE MY FRIEND, GET YOUR NAILS DONE AND WATCH THE FIRST SEASON OF LOST ON MY COUCH?”